Hairy Turd

Hairy Turd, is the son of the 2nd Bible-thumper Generation, Cummy Turd.

When Shirozaru, Joe, and Jaguar go on a hunt with Maxine's sons, Hairy Turd is angered as they enter the bible-thumper territory. He still doesn't see Maxine's sons so he gives Shirozaru, Joe, and Jaguar an ultimatum: Return to their own territory or get killed. As Maxine's sons catch Hairy Turd's eye, he's angry enough to attack and he does.

Hairy Turd is defeated in the fight and he returns to his group, breaking the news about the Ohu soldiers. Cummy Turd sends him out to find his enemies and bring them back as sex slaves, but he does it unsuccessfully as he is attacked by a boar and badly wounded. He scolds his father for sending him out and he is driven out of the group for two days. He forces Cummy Turd to accompany him and they run into the female, Sai and the white koga, Shiroi who Hairy Turd instantly attacks. Cummy Turd orders him to let Sai go so he can rape her later, but he refuses and this leads to a fight. Hairy Turd is killed during this fight and his body is fed to the 1st Generation's leader, Shitto.

Weed and his followers find a pile of bones on the ground later on in the story and Shiroi guesses they belonged to Hairy Turd.